Audio Puns Needed

[blockrocker]

So I've always been the kind of guy that enjoys a cool t-shirt. Something unique and creative to show off something you enjoy. I can't for the life of me find any or many good stereo related shirts that are a little more than just a brand name. The ones I do find tend to be a little gaudy and too "Affliction" style for me.

Naturally, I'm thinking of making a few of my own and have some cool art work in mind - but - I'm lacking the right text to bring it all together. So I'm hoping you fine folks can help me come up with a couple of cool stereo, audio, hi-fi related puns, rhymes or slogans that would fill the void.

Examples:

Sonic Slut
Hi-Fi or Die
Audio Addict
Hertz till it Hurts

I'm down for rhymes, puns whatever. Just something that rolls off the tongue and isn't too douchey (some of mine are pretty close). I'm not selling anything - its just for a few personal items.

Maybe I could make an extra shirt for the person who comes up with the best phrase. So please, let me have it!

[Lurch]

One for the woman in your life :

12" HERTZ

[BigAl205]

Multiple Eargasms
Hertz So Good
Show me your Box
Team name: The Bumpin Uglies
Keep it in the gap
"Which do you prefer...SD or XMAX, cuz I got both"

My favorite slogan that I've seen was a car audio place in Cumming, GA had t-shirts made up that said "Keep Cumming Loud"

[BenevolentDictator]

I heard your girl likes it low and deep. (with a graph)
(size of your choice 10, 12, 15, 18) inches of obscenity (with a pic of the appropriately sized sub underneath)
SQ - The only reason I listen to Steely Dan. ( or any artist of your choice)

It's early. I'm just spitballing. They suck but f*ck it.

[BigAl205]

"Let me play you some pink noise"
Come out to my truck and I'll show you 18"

[BenevolentDictator]

That second one

"Let me play you some pink noise"
Come out to my truck and I'll show you 18"

[mumbles]

I like the the phrase at the rear of Bruce Millers Toyota:

Got SQ?

[chithead]

I give Aural pleasure

[Fasthotrod]

I realize that this is T-shirts vs. license plates, but I thought I'd share.

I had a personalized tag on my 1992 Dodge Daytona that was supposed to say, "ITHERTZ" (I was running four, twelve inch Orion XTR's in the back of the hatch.)

Imagine my surprise when I went to pick up the tag from the Secretary of State office when I read, "1THERTZ"

I said, WTF is One Thertz?

I had to explain how to manually write a one vs. a T on a government form. 1 =/= T.

Jackasses.

My current tag on a different car is, "ICANT55" which pays homage to Sammy Hagar's song, "I Can't Drive 55."

[blockrocker]

Well, I'm still trying to get the car audio t shirts to my liking. It's tough to strike a balance between cool and douchy, believe it or not, lol. So I made a couple of test prints from some other designs I worked on, to ensure the time was worth while. I think they turned out pretty good so I'm encouraged to get some car audio designs buttoned down. I appreciate all the suggestions and wanted to show they aren't falling on deaf ears. My phone camera sucks but the colors are fantastic. Thanks and keep them coming.