I got bored and looked up the published times of the vehicles from the same model style that I owned since 1996:
1996 Ford Thunderbird LX (V8) 0-60 mph 7.8 Quarter mile 15.6
2000 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCab 0-60 mph 8.8 Quarter mile 16.7
1999 Honda Accord Coupe LX (V6) 0-60 mph 7.3 Quarter mile 15.6 (actually owned a 2000)
2000 Honda Civic EX Coupe 0-60 in 8.4 and a 1/4 mile in 16.7 (owned a 1997)
2006 Honda Accord EX (V6) 0-60 mph 5.8 Quarter mile 14.3 (owned a 2007)
2005 Ford Mustang GT (4.6L V8) 0-60 mph 5.0 Quarter mile 13.3 (owned a 2006)
2011 Subaru Impreza WRX Sedan (Premium Package) 0-60 mph 4.9 Quarter Mile 13.5 (own a 2012)
What have you owned?