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Ok, so an Indian walks into a whorehouse.....walks up to the counter and says me wantum p$%%y. The lady behind the counter asks.....got any money?........he pulls a big wad of money out and says....me gottem money......she then asks........do you have any experience?........his shoulders drop along with his eyes straight to the floor........me no experience...... she tells him.....here's wat you do Indian......go out of town, take the trail to the river, go to the fork in the river and there's a tree...with a hole in it....you're height and everything....you go wail on that a while, and come back and see us......Indian replied.....ok....took his cash and left....... a week later, the Indian comes back, chest out head high......walks up to the counter, and demands.......me wantum p$%%y.......the same lady asks for cash, and of course he produces it.....then she asks......ya got any experience.......well he sticks his chest out and says......yes, me gottum experience.....she takes his money and points him down the hall..........a few minutes go by and theft woman hears some awful screaming....... suddenly the Indian comes by, chasing a screaming, crying whore with a broomstick.....the woman grabs the Indian and says.......what the hell are you doing Indian..,....to which he exclaims.....me checkum hole for bees!
Re: The official joke thread
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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."
"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is amazing" said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind." She said, "OK."
"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
She answered, "Approximately 500."
"And what is the name of your tribe" asked the doctor.
Running Doe replied........"We're called The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred"
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What's a boomerang that doesn't return?
A stick
What's a fly without wings?
A walk
How are Bonny and Clyde called in Germany?
Bonny und Clyde
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Mr. T rules!.......or did in the a-team days anyways.........
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SublimeZ
I'm like 1/94th Cherokee...so I can say that joke :neener:
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AL9000
I'm like 1/94th Cherokee...so I can say that joke :neener:
But you aren't part formula 1 car ;)
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What's a boomerang? A frisbee for people without any friends :p
Kelvin