MoparMike aced it for a "belly laugh" , it still gets me ! How about you ?
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Once , when my boys were little , the power went out.
My oldest says; At least we've got the microwave ( hot pockets ).
My youngest looked at me increduously and him and I broke out laughing :LOL:
How do you complement a Lakota woman ?
Nice tooth !
A young man and his father are standing on a hillside overlooking a valley and his father waves his arm and says: someday , all of this won't be yours.
Ex ~ Prez Bill Clinton called Donald and said I will always be remembered as " the guy who banged an intern " , how is that ? {" Luck of the Irish "}
My boss {25 yr ago} taught his daughter a game to humor himself and others who visited.
He would say: Jump and she would say: How high ?
He would say : Shit and she would say : what color ?
Did not make momma happy
Right out of
high school , I worked making containers/boxes and George , my boss needed to renew his driver's license .
As he was walking into Sec of State to do so . . . He took visual of vehicle/noted particulars.
When the lady checked his peripheral vision he didn't say anything until it was almost behind him . . . Which made her ask: You can see that ? [ to which he explained to her , yes ( described car behind him ) ]
LOL ROFL
The one about the woman who never consumated her marriage ?
The first time was a muslim and against his faith
The second time she married a republican and he just sat on the bed and told her how good it was going to be
Nurse: "There's a man in the waiting room who says he's invisible."
Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him today."
Doctor sends nurse into patient's room for a procedure.
Patient runs out of room screaming bloody murder.
Doctor says "I told you to prick his boyle not boil his prick!"