I'm gonna be a millionaire!!

[papacueball]

I got this on Skype, from someone in Ghana, apparently:


[6/29/2014 11:33:00 PM] Dr. D Asiedu: Hello Papac

I am sorry to contact you through this medium. My name is My name is Mr. Daniel Asiedu, I am the chief auditor and Board Member of Zenith Bank Plc. I write you this
proposal in good faith hoping that I can rely on you. In 2009, one of our deceased customer, who has the same surname as yours and also has your country in his file as his place of origin,made a fixed deposit for 36 calendar months with my bank,valued US$12,500.000,00.The maturity date for this deposit contract was 16th of October 2012.

Unfortunately,while he was on a business trip,he died in a deadly Japan earthquake that occurred on March 2011 which killed thousand of people.He died leaving the
fund in my bank without any next of kin.I solicit your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of his account can be paid to you as the next of kin and then you and Ican share the money in a ration of funds 60/40%, My share will assist me to start a charity organization to help the poor and also own a company of my own which has been my dream. if I do not do anything fast to remit this money out of my bank the bank/ my country government will confiscate the funds for them self and I personally don't want such incident to happen.

I have done enough inside bank arrangement and will only have to put in your details into the bank's database to reflect you as his next of kin/heir. If I can trust you and you are willing to help me receive this fund in your bank account. Send me your reply to my email : danielasiedu.edu@hotmail.com for more details

Thank you in advance and May God bless you and your family

I wait your urgent response.

Mr. Daniel Asiedu
danielasiedu.edu@hotmail.com


My response:


You had a client whose surname was ueball? We always wondered what happened to uncle Bl. I guess now we can finally put his memory to rest. Thank you so much for sending this message. Don't worry about my contact information. Our attorneys will be in touch with your bank shortly, to finalize the details of the transfer of his 12,500.000,00 fortune.

[BigAl205]

I wish I was a multi-mil.lionnaire

[Notloudenuf]

That guy even stutters when he's typing.

[astrochex]

[Unpredictableacts]

Buy me a pony

[Glenn]

Buy me a pony

I got the same e-mail...I'll buy you a pony if Jason doesn't.

[papacueball]

Ponies for everyone!!

[chad]

Makes me want to go check my skype

[Hillbilly SQ]

Buy me a new Allison bass boat!