This week I did two noteworthy things.
1) I parked next to a Volvo at school. I noticed that one of the rear tires was nearly flat. I had a bicycle pump in my car, and after deliberating for a minute, I decided to go to town. So I went to town and got a popsicle, then came back and used the pump to inflate the Volvo tire. As suspected, there was approximately 10psi in the tire. I then wrote a post-it note, which read, verbatim: "Your right rear tire has a leak and was nearly flat. I inflated it but it needs to be fixed." No, I didn't reveal who "I" was. I stuck the post-it note to the driver's side window and left. No one the wiser, except perhaps the security cameras in the parking garage.
2) I took a shit at school, and I noticed that the toilet paper roll was getting dangerously low. The toilet paper is housed in this stainless cylinder with a very small view window, so it is very easy to not notice the quantity of poop paper remaining. There was enough for me and maybe for 3 more people, but any more than that was a gamble. It is extremely thin paper so to be honest, one overly regular fellow could use up almost all of it. So, I wrote a note on a piece of toilet paper, "Warning, toilet paper is low." and put it on top of the cylinder. Later that afternoon, I came back to the bathroom to use the urinal, and I noticed that there was toilet paper all over the floor in that stall. I guess someone just felt they needed to spite me. Such is life.
P.S. This one isn't worthy of a number, but I had my first field lab of my Hydrology class today. We had to walk 20 minutes to get to the site location. When we got there I realized that our group had forgot the test equipment. Professor says, oh well, you can't do this part of the lab then. Even though there was two other sets of test equipment from the other groups that we could have used without causing any inconvenience. Nope. So, it's safe to say I failed that lab. Good start, amirite.
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