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    Re: The official joke thread

    What does DNA stand for ?



















    National Dyslexia Association
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    Re: The official joke thread

    Do you know the difference between some bible thumper praying in church or praying in a casino?




    They mean it in a casino
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    Re: The official joke thread

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    "In honor of the season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle", he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

    The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "The're bells."

    Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates too."

    The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties...

    Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

    The Irishman replied, "These are Carol's!"

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    A little boy answers the phone when a 911 operator calls.
    She asks if his mother is there , to which he replies yes .
    She asks if he would put her on , he replies ; she's busy.
    The operator then asks if his father is there and the boy says : yes.
    She asks if he can put him on and he tells her no. She asks why not? He replies , he's busy.
    Getting quite frustrated at this point , she asks is anyone else there ? To which he replies , the police .
    She asks may I talk to them ? He replies no , their busy. She finally asks him , doing what ?






    To which he replies . . . Looking for Me !
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    Re: The official joke thread

    It`s oft been said : In Texas, all there are is queers and steers.

    Hence, the story recounted here

    A guy walks into a saloon knocking the dust off his jeans with a Stetson! He saunters upto the bar and plops down on a stool, and the bartender says : Howdy, what`ll y`all have partner ?
    To which the hombre replies : I`m so thirsty, I could lick the sweat off a steers ball`s , I`ll have a pitcher of whatever you have on tap!

    From back in the corner, you hear. . . Moo Moo Buckaroo
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