I was so excited, because I had put on [what I thought was] the last coat on the bottoms yesterday. Flipped em over to revel in my creation, and what do I find? It dripped through, sat on the plastic, and created the glorious pattern you see here.
I wanted to frisbee-throw these bitches right off my third-story balcony. So angry!
But, calmed down, sanded them flat once again, and they are currently drying with [what better be] the now final coat. I painter's taped the bottoms where there were cracks, so hopefully everything turns out fine.